Sunday, January 13, 2008

WHAT ARE YOUR SYMPTOMS?

WELL DOC... I'M TIRED AND ACHEY ALL OVER. I HAVE A HARD DRY COUGH. MY NOSE IS STUFFY&RUNNY. I HAVE A PAIN IN MY COLLARBONE WHEN I BREATHE. SEEMS AS IF I COULD SLEEP FOREVER. IT'S BEEN THIS WAY FOR ABOUT A WEEK AND A HALF. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE????

HMMM... WELL, THIS IS JUST A GUESS. BUT, I THINK YOU EITHER HAVE LEPROSY OR SARS.

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2 comments:

Melanie said...

Wrong. You have Dorckicits. It's very rare. Your hair is going to fall out and never grow back. You will also develop big moles all over your face. Originally I thought leprosy too, until you mentioned the pain in the collarbone. That points directly too Dorckicits. Refer to http://castle-in-chaos.blogspot.com later today for more information. Please know I am deeply saddened by how ugly you are about to become.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

Melanie said...

I take it that since you haven't posted in over a month the Dorckicits diaganosis was correct and you can't stand to face the blog world anymore. Just don't look in a mirror and you'll be fine---a side effect from Dorckicits is also breaking of mirrors, poor self image and self esteem.

Take Care....until next time....

OH, and POST YOU DORK!